How STANK Works for Pets and People

3 ways to use STANK

Throw skin off balance, and the stank moves in.

01

TARGET CONTROL

Purpose: For the spots that need extra attention, like the smelliest, greasiest or flakiest areas. How: • Apply directly to the affected area on DRY SKIN. • 3–5 minute contact time • add water and massage into skin • Rinse and dry thoroughly Frequency: Daily or twice daily while those spots need it, then as needed.

02

SKIN LOOP REBUILD

If skin is broken, infected or getting worse, see your doctor or vet first. Alongside the care they give, STANK is a gentle daily wash that helps: • Keep oil and buildup down • Keep the smell from coming back • Leave skin conditioned, not stripped • Keep skin feeling balanced Suggested protocol: • Apply directly to the affected area on DRY SKIN • 3–5 minute contact time • add water and massage into skin and hair • Rinse and dry thoroughly Use up to 2 X per day. IF irritation or an adverse reaction occurs discontinue use.

03

REVIVE AND MAINTAIN

Supports skin hydration and ongoing balance. Full-body maintenance wash Purpose: Use across the entire body to clean, moisturize and rebalance the skin’s microbial environment, helping keep odour away and skin feeling calm. How: • Wet thoroughly • Massage into the skin • 2–3 minute contact time • Rinse well

Bacteria & fungi drive about 70% of common skin problems. Reducing that imbalance is step one.

How it works

Throw skin off balance, and the stank moves in.

Bacteria & fungi drive about 70% of common skin problems. Reducing that imbalance is step one towards healing.

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How it works

Throw skin off balance, and the stank moves in.

Bacteria & fungi drive about 70% of common skin problems. Reducing that imbalance is step one towards healing.

Shop the wash

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THE 10-SECOND EXPLANATION

Three steps. One fresh pet.

No complicated routines. No harsh chemicals. Just cleaner paws, fresher coats, and happier cuddle sessions.

01

Balance breaks

When skin’s bacteria and fungus get thrown off, trouble starts — on any species.

02

The stank shows up

Odor & BO, flakes, rashes (yeast, athlete’s foot, jock itch), oil/acne, & greasy build-up.

03

STANK neutralizes

STANK rebalances the bacteria and fungus on the skin it can finally calm down & heal.

THE 10-SECOND EXPLANATION

Three steps. One fresh you.

No complicated routines. No harsh chemicals. Just cleaner, healthier skin with lasting freshness after every wash.

01

BALANCE BREAKS

When skin's bacteria and fungus get thrown off, trouble starts — on any species.

02

The stank shows up

Odor & BO, flakes, rashes (yeast, athlete's foot, jock itch), oil/acne, and greasy build-up.

03

STANK neutralizes

STANK rebalances the bacteria and fungus on the skin — so it can finally calm down and heal.

WASH RESULTS

BUILT FOR GNARLY STANK

Dandruff & Flakes

Loosens the greasy build-up holding flakes to the skin and coat. The lipid system helps lift excess oils and debris away, while honey, coconut oil & vitamin E replenish what the skin needs afterward.

Fungus/Yeast & Stank

Cuts through the oily film that can cling to fur and trap funk against the skin. STANK’s lipid system grabs onto those oils and build-up so the conditioning wash can carry them away, while coconut oil & honey replenish the skin and coat afterward.

Hot Spots & Irritated Skin

Cleans angry skin without going scorched-earth. The conditioning wash removes grime, excess oils and surface build-up while honey, coconut oil & vitamin E help condition and support the compromised skin barrier.

Just a REALLY Good Wash Made with Natural Ingredients...

A regular wash that clears away the excess while feeding the skin the good stuff it needs to stay balanced.

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WHY STANK

Why Pets (and People) Love STANK

No More Wet Dog Smell

Say goodbye to lingering odors after every bath.

Softer Coat

Leaves fur clean, soft, and easier to brush.

Happy Skin

Gentle ingredients help support healthy skin.

More Cuddles

Because fresh pets get more hugs.

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WHY STANK

Why People Love STANK

One Mechanism. So Many Uses.

Stank RECALIBRATES YOUR SKINS MICROORGANISMS.

From eczema-prone skin to cuts, BO, feet, folds and flakes — once you understand how STANK works, you’ll be surprised how many things you reach for it for. THINK Mikes RED HOT for your skin...

100% Naturally Derived

No unnecessary crap. Just purposeful, naturally derived ingredients chosen for what they actually do.

Less Chasing. More Washing.

Before another shelf full of products — or another appointment to see another specialist with a skin complaint — start with the thing you do every day: wash. BUT WASH DIFFERENTLY

Buy from a real person with honest intentions.

Make products that actually work — products that help heal a ton of skin-related crap that makes people uncomfortable, both inside and out.

Be a company of the people. No lying. No BS. No marketing schemes. Just good products, straight answers, and treating people right.

Make money. So my kids have a future in this crazy world — and so I can eventually travel with my amazing husband.

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FAQ

Questions We Hear A Lot

Will it remove Skunk odor?

No. Skunk spray isn’t caused by bacteria or fungus, so STANK isn’t designed to neutralize it. But we do have a tried-and-true skunk recipe:

Mix equal parts:

1/3 dish soap
1/3 Arm & Hammer baking soda
1/3 hydrogen peroxide (3%)

Work the mixture thoroughly into the affected coat, avoiding the eyes, nose and mouth, then rinse really well. Mix it fresh and use it immediately—don’t store the mixture in a closed container.

THEN use STANK. Skunk removal is an aggressive (but effective!) clean, so your dog’s skin and coat will be in serious need of some TLC. Follow with STANK to gently cleanse and condition the skin and coat.

First, de-skunk. Then, STANK.

How often should I use STANK?

It depends on your pet. Use it whenever they need a wash, or more frequently when dealing with excess oil, odor or buildup. Once things settle down, STANK can simply become part of their regular bathing routine.

Why is STANK unscented?

Because fragrance doesn’t make your pet clean—it just makes them smell fragranced. Added fragrances can also be a source of skin irritation or allergic reactions. STANK is intentionally unscented because we’re here to clean and condition the skin and coat, not cover them in perfume. THAT SAID, YES - BY CUSTOMER DEMAND - WE ARE WORKING ON A SCENTED VARIATION.

What makes STANK effective on problem skin, yet gentle enough for healthy skin and coats?

It’s all about the ingredients. Coconut oil naturally contains fatty acids, including lauric acid, with antimicrobial and antifungal properties, while also helping condition and soften the skin and coat. Honey is a natural humectant, helping skin retain moisture, and is known for its antimicrobial properties.

Together with STANK’s gentle cleansing base, these ingredients help remove excess oils, buildup and microbial load while replenishing and conditioning the skin.

So when skin is struggling, STANK gives it some much-needed support. When skin is already healthy, those same ingredients simply help clean, moisturize and maintain a healthy skin and coat.

Problem skin loves it. Healthy skin does too.

Are there adverse effects?

STANK is made with naturally derived ingredients and formulated to be gentle on skin. As with any topical product, individual sensitivities are possible. Avoid the eyes and discontinue use if irritation occurs.