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Balance breaks
When skin’s bacteria and fungus get thrown off, trouble starts — on any species.
3 ways to use STANK
Throw skin off balance, and the stank moves in.
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TARGET CONTROL
Purpose: For the spots that need extra attention, like the smelliest, greasiest or flakiest areas. How: • Apply directly to the affected area on DRY SKIN. • 3–5 minute contact time • add water and massage into skin • Rinse and dry thoroughly Frequency: Daily or twice daily while those spots need it, then as needed.
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SKIN LOOP REBUILD
If skin is broken, infected or getting worse, see your doctor or vet first. Alongside the care they give, STANK is a gentle daily wash that helps: • Keep oil and buildup down • Keep the smell from coming back • Leave skin conditioned, not stripped • Keep skin feeling balanced Suggested protocol: • Apply directly to the affected area on DRY SKIN • 3–5 minute contact time • add water and massage into skin and hair • Rinse and dry thoroughly Use up to 2 X per day. IF irritation or an adverse reaction occurs discontinue use.
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REVIVE AND MAINTAIN
Supports skin hydration and ongoing balance. Full-body maintenance wash Purpose: Use across the entire body to clean, moisturize and rebalance the skin’s microbial environment, helping keep odour away and skin feeling calm. How: • Wet thoroughly • Massage into the skin • 2–3 minute contact time • Rinse well
Bacteria & fungi drive about 70% of common skin problems. Reducing that imbalance is step one.
How it works
Throw skin off balance, and the stank moves in.
Bacteria & fungi drive about 70% of common skin problems. Reducing that imbalance is step one towards healing.
How it works
Throw skin off balance, and the stank moves in.
Bacteria & fungi drive about 70% of common skin problems. Reducing that imbalance is step one towards healing.
THE 10-SECOND EXPLANATION
Three steps. One fresh pet.
No complicated routines. No harsh chemicals. Just cleaner paws, fresher coats, and happier cuddle sessions.
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The stank shows up
Odor & BO, flakes, rashes (yeast, athlete’s foot, jock itch), oil/acne, & greasy build-up.
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STANK neutralizes
STANK rebalances the bacteria and fungus on the skin it can finally calm down & heal.
THE 10-SECOND EXPLANATION
Three steps. One fresh you.
No complicated routines. No harsh chemicals. Just cleaner, healthier skin with lasting freshness after every wash.
01
BALANCE BREAKS
When skin's bacteria and fungus get thrown off, trouble starts — on any species.
02
The stank shows up
Odor & BO, flakes, rashes (yeast, athlete's foot, jock itch), oil/acne, and greasy build-up.
03
STANK neutralizes
STANK rebalances the bacteria and fungus on the skin — so it can finally calm down and heal.
WASH RESULTS
BUILT FOR GNARLY STANK
Dandruff & Flakes
Loosens the greasy build-up holding flakes to the skin and coat. The lipid system helps lift excess oils and debris away, while honey, coconut oil & vitamin E replenish what the skin needs afterward.
Fungus/Yeast & Stank
Cuts through the oily film that can cling to fur and trap funk against the skin. STANK’s lipid system grabs onto those oils and build-up so the conditioning wash can carry them away, while coconut oil & honey replenish the skin and coat afterward.
Hot Spots & Irritated Skin
Cleans angry skin without going scorched-earth. The conditioning wash removes grime, excess oils and surface build-up while honey, coconut oil & vitamin E help condition and support the compromised skin barrier.
Just a REALLY Good Wash Made with Natural Ingredients...
A regular wash that clears away the excess while feeding the skin the good stuff it needs to stay balanced.
WHY STANK
Why Pets (and People) Love STANK
No More Wet Dog Smell
Say goodbye to lingering odors after every bath.
Softer Coat
Leaves fur clean, soft, and easier to brush.
Happy Skin
Gentle ingredients help support healthy skin.
More Cuddles
Because fresh pets get more hugs.
WHY STANK
Why People Love STANK
One Mechanism. So Many Uses.
Stank RECALIBRATES YOUR SKINS MICROORGANISMS.
From eczema-prone skin to cuts, BO, feet, folds and flakes — once you understand how STANK works, you’ll be surprised how many things you reach for it for. THINK Mikes RED HOT for your skin...
100% Naturally Derived
No unnecessary crap. Just purposeful, naturally derived ingredients chosen for what they actually do.
Less Chasing. More Washing.
Before another shelf full of products — or another appointment to see another specialist with a skin complaint — start with the thing you do every day: wash. BUT WASH DIFFERENTLY
Buy from a real person with honest intentions.
Make products that actually work — products that help heal a ton of skin-related crap that makes people uncomfortable, both inside and out.
Be a company of the people. No lying. No BS. No marketing schemes. Just good products, straight answers, and treating people right.
Make money. So my kids have a future in this crazy world — and so I can eventually travel with my amazing husband.
Try to laugh instead of cry over all this sh!tty skin sh!t.
One wash. The whole menagerie.
Dog, sphynx, horse — same balancing formula, no harsh scrubbing, no lingering scent.
One wash. The whole menagerie.
Dog, sphynx, horse — same balancing formula, no harsh scrubbing, no lingering scent.
THE STANK PROMISE
Better baths. Happier pets.
No harsh routines.
No overpowering fragrances.
No unnecessary ingredients.
Just products that work—because your pet deserves better.
THE STANK PROMISE
Better showers. Healthier skin.
Plant-based ingredients.
No harsh chemicals.
Honey & coconut oil for lasting hydration.
Fresh, clean skin that feels as good as it looks.